What are the Pet IDs made of?
Would you believe platinum? How about titanium? Kryptonite? Fairy dust? The hopes and dreams of a generation? Actually our Pet IDs are created (the preferred term for works of art) from high quality, thick and, depending on how you define indestructible, virtually indestructible waterproof laminate enclosing your pet’s image.
What is a Promo Tag?
Has your pet got talent? Well they’re certainly not going to get very far in the business without some promotional effort on your part. And while our promo tags won’t help with that, they will help in case of an emergency since these tags have contact information for your local veterinary hospital on one side and your pet’s information and image on the other.
Will purchasing a tag improve my Dog’s listening skills?
Yes. And his or her breath, compassion and impersonation skills. While not widely known, for instance, at least two of last season’s guests on Dancing With The Stars were dogs, although our attorneys have advised us against naming names. Buying more than one tag, of course, helps even more and some say (mainly our sales staff) that buying 10 or more tags gives dogs superpowers.
How do I pick my sizes?
While most of our customers are more interested in picking their pets’ sizes, we’re not the fashion police so recommend just going with the size that’s best at the moment. Or get both sizes, one for nights on the town and the other for more contemplative moments with a good book by the fire. Personal preference should also be your guide when picking tags for your pet. Of course with a variety of sizes to choose from – our small tag measuring 1″ x 1.75″ and the large tag 1.25″ x 2″ – customers can easily find their power of decision making immobilized.
What is the size of the magnet?
That depends. If you’re talking physics, then the smallest magnet is an individual atom and the largest the world itself. If you’re referring to refrigerator magnets, why not just measure your own and see? And if you’re asking about the free magnet that comes with each of our Pet ID tags, it’s about 2×3” or approximately the size of a credit card. Also may we respectfully request you be a bit more specific in future questions?
Is there a shipping and handling charge?
We tried ships but found them just too slow and expensive, especially in deliveries to our customers in the Midwest and Intermountain West. Instead, we use the U.S. Postal Service with a $2.49 charge regardless of the number of tags you order. For the best rate, we suggest ordering 249 tags for our best shipping and handling rate of just 1¢ each.
How do you ship my order?
Again we no longer use ships but the U.S. Postal Service. Perhaps you dozed off reading the last question.
How long does it take to receive my order?
Chances are it’s there already. Did you think of looking before asking? Perhaps the kids brought the mail in and forgot to tell you. Perhaps your pet saw it and just couldn’t wait to slip it on. Orders ship as First Class Mail within 2-3 working days, with delivery between 3-7 days.
What is your returns policy?
Naturally we like the classics like Lassie, Flipper, Mister Ed and Gentle Ben. And who can ever get enough of Bugs Bunny, Scooby-Doo and … Oh, “returns,” not “reruns.” In that case it’s simple: If you’re not satisfied with your purchase for ANY reason at ANY time, let us know and we’ll refund your money. Just email us: service@petidforme.com.
Can I track my order?
Sure, if you’re a bloodhound. And if you are, we must say that your English is quite good. Seriously, most humans simply don’t have sensitive enough noses to track much of anything other than a teenager’s room and the nearest Dunkin Doughnuts. Because we hold your costs down by shipping with the U.S. Postal Service, orders can’t be tracked. Be patient. Your tags will get there and your pet will be pleasantly surprised, unless, of course, you’ve already told them.
What forms of payment do you accept?
Solid only. We’ve found liquid and gas forms just too hard to deposit through the ATM. We gladly accept Visa, MasterCard, American Express and Discover cards. We do not accept checks, money orders or that Goldbach’s conjecture that states every even integer greater than 2 can be expressed as the sum of two primes will never be proven.
Is it secure to enter my credit card information online?
Is Fort Knox secure? You bethca. Is the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) secure under that mountain in Colorado? Double you betcha. We take the security of your personal information just as seriously. For all online transactions, your session is secured through Secured Sockets Layer or SSL. All of your personal information is held on secured servers behind firewalls. Also for your protection, we do not save any of your credit card information.
What is your privacy policy?
At Pets ID For Me, your privacy is no laughing matter. We do not share any of your personal or payment info with anyone. EVER! We use the information you enter while ordering only to manage and fill your order. If you signed up for our email list or provided an email when ordering, we may periodically send fun emails about what’s new at PetIDforMe. Information may also be shared with third parties like the Postal Service and credit card processers that are necessary to process and ship your order.
How do I place an order?
Fully clothed works best for us, but in the privacy of your own home, it’s really up to you. Then we recommend sitting at a desk, your back straight and your shoulders back with your buttocks touching the back of your chair, maintaining the natural curves of your back with a rolled up towel or lumbar roll if needed. Please, by all means, do not slouch. Once comfortable and satisfied with your posture, the rest is simple! Just fill in the information and start making your ID! Next, choose the size and the quantity and click “Add to Cart.” We’ll walk you through the rest. Well because of constraints of space and time, we don’t really walk you through it, but we explain it pretty darn well. If you want to order for a different pet, just go through the same process again!
How do I get my pet to listen to me?
Hypnosis works for some, prayer for others. Also helpful are dog whisperers, cat whisperers, canary whisperers and goldfish whisperers, depending on the species. And the Internet is rife with life coaches and listening gurus that might just be what you’re looking for. Most experts agree the No. 1 reason most pets don’t listen, however, is that their owners just don’t have anything interesting to say.