Things I’ve learned along the way: If you’re not getting mellower the older you get, you’re doing something wrong. And if you can’t laugh at yourself, really laugh at yourself and even enjoy it, you’re not much of a person. Of course, laughing at others just means  you’re human. Being able to make others laugh is an added bonus.

Silver Linings Of A Urinary Catheter

An addendum Adventures with Mr. Winky on the many silver linings of wearing a urinary catheter.

  • Allows me to spend more time with my pee.
  •  Makes me one hell of a cross-country driver.
  • Greatly educes risk of porn addiction.
  • Less wear and tear on my mountain bike. >>>

Adventures with Mr. Winky

Health update via Facebook post

And so there I was hurtling through time and space with the rest of humanity and doing a better job than usual of hanging on. Losing some weight, healing body and mind with bike rides through the desert, not feeling the compulsion to keep looking over my shoulder for the Footstep of Doom. I woke the morning of the 11th expecting just another non-momentous day and found myself standing in front of the Oracle that is the Big White Bowl, guided there by decades of repetition. I stood waiting for the affirmation from what once was a cascading symphony that in recent years had become little more than a few sad notes hummed by a leaky faucet. And even though I had not slipped into my stone for the day, I realized the Oracle was silent. >>>

Adventures with Mr. Winky

Health update via Facebook post

And so there I was hurtling through time and space with the rest of humanity and doing a better job than usual of hanging on. Losing some weight, healing body and mind with bike rides through the desert, not feeling the compulsion to keep looking over my shoulder for the Footstep of Doom. I woke the morning of the 11th expecting just another non-momentous day and found myself standing in front of the Oracle that is the Big White Bowl, guided there by decades of repetition. I stood waiting for the affirmation from what once was a cascading symphony that in recent years had become little more than a few sad notes hummed by a leaky faucet. And even though I had not slipped into my stone for the day, I realized the Oracle was silent. >>>

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Is there a shipping and handling charge?

We tried ships but found them just too slow and expensive, especially in deliveries to our customers in the Midwest and Intermountain West. Instead, we use the U.S. Postal Service with a $2.49 charge regardless of the number of tags you order. >>>